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 02-13-2018, 22:29 Post: 197508
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.






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 02-13-2018, 22:29 Post: 197509
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.






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 02-13-2018, 22:30 Post: 197510
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"






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 02-14-2018, 09:02 Post: 197511
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Thanks Andy

Here are two from now gone Allen and Rossi.


Allen: My wifes a twin
Rossi: How do you tell them apart?
Allen: Her brothers taller

Allen: I do everything my wife tells me.
Rossi: You mean if she told you to jump
off the roof of this hotel you would?
Allen: Not again.






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 02-20-2018, 07:53 Post: 197527
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A famous dog trainer is being interviewed by a reporter, the reporter is amazed at the abilities of the dog

The reporter asks is there ANYTHING you cannot teach this dog to do?

The trainer replies Dance. It seems he has 2 left feet.






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 02-21-2018, 03:31 Post: 197529
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Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

"P"

Without it, they'd be irate.






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 02-21-2018, 03:32 Post: 197530
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My friend set me up on a date. He told me she constantly make "Shrek" references. I was pretty sceptical..

But then I saw her face..






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 02-21-2018, 03:35 Post: 197531
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Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together..

To form an ionic band.






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 02-21-2018, 16:41 Post: 197537
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If you buy half a chicken does that mean your secretly sharing a meal with someone else?






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 02-25-2018, 23:36 Post: 197540
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I started the rum diet, works great, lost three days already.






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