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 02-25-2018, 23:42 Post: 197541
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 03-09-2018, 04:28 Post: 197561
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What would that be, Woodie? Smile






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 03-09-2018, 04:29 Post: 197562
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Why don't vegans take risks?

Because their life could be at steak.






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 03-09-2018, 04:30 Post: 197563
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What do you call a Mexican that is only 4’6”?

Paragraph. He is too short to be an essay.






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 03-09-2018, 08:46 Post: 197564
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What would that be, Woodie? Smile ...


"No s***" Wink yeah right






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 03-11-2018, 18:44 Post: 197571
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Billboard in front of church:

If You Are Waiting For A Sign That You Ought To Be Going To Church!
This Is It.






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 03-11-2018, 21:55 Post: 197574
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An old fella goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks about all the usual potential issues and gets favourable answers to all of them. In winding up the visit the doctor asks the old codger if he’s having any issues.

He replies “Yes, I have a little problem with my bowel movements.”

“Oh, too loose or constipation?” asks the doctor.

“Neither, just right, and at almost exactly 8am every morning.” he replies.

“So then what’s the problem? People half your age would kill to be that regular.” the doctor asks.

“I rarely wake up before 9am.” he replies.






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 03-11-2018, 23:14 Post: 197575
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Just heard playing Euchre has been banned... reason...can't call trump anymore.
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